be careful citizen! New laws just got passed!
This is just a tcl cgi script written bySeculum Forka
most of the rules listed here won't apply to you, unless your government didn't all of a sudden get a weird sence of humor.
With that out of the way, enjoy your new rules!
The rules
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From now on, you can't use towpath!
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From now on, you can't use awareness's!
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We have banned Moss's for the good of this community.
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You now need a Lima's license to own a compiling.
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Oy, is that a interweaving? I'm afraid you aren't allowed to own that!
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You now need a Idahoan's's license to own a desegregate.
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We have banned ewe for the good of this community.
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You now need a sheepskin's license to own a clumsy.
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From now on, you can't use adjutants!
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Don't use overrated. Instead, use tunic's or bamboozled.
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Don't use excreta's. Instead, use mulched or sonata.
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Don't use waterbed's. Instead, use treated or Arcadian.
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A law just got passed banning all mammass. Public apathetic as always.
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A law just got passed banning all Kansans. Public apathetic as always.
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We have banned chaperoning for the good of this community.
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We have banned anthologist's for the good of this community.
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We have banned droppings's for the good of this community.
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Don't use fishnet. Instead, use scribbles or wharves.
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Don't use tractable. Instead, use cheering or cadre.
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We have banned bouillabaisses for the good of this community.
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From now on, you can't use iced!
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A law just got passed banning all solsticess. Public apathetic as always.
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From now on, you can't use Dawson's!
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We have banned spurts for the good of this community.
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You now need a tatter's's license to own a weaseled.
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Oy, is that a Cline's? I'm afraid you aren't allowed to own that!
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You now need a braziers's license to own a if.
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We have banned broaden for the good of this community.
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We have banned threshers for the good of this community.
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From now on, you can't use incomparably!
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From now on, you can't use rosettes!
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You now need a brushwood's license to own a attempted.
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We have banned pshaws for the good of this community.
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You now need a Tb's's license to own a gatherer.
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Oy, is that a erogenous? I'm afraid you aren't allowed to own that!
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Oy, is that a bazillions? I'm afraid you aren't allowed to own that!
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We have banned reprints for the good of this community.
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You now need a Syria's license to own a poisoner.
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You now need a ditch's license to own a clockwork.
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Oy, is that a wired? I'm afraid you aren't allowed to own that!
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Don't use dourly. Instead, use groupie's or belief's.
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From now on, you can't use Devi!
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From now on, you can't use gads!
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Oy, is that a enterprise's? I'm afraid you aren't allowed to own that!
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Don't use tattled. Instead, use byte's or flowerpot's.
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A law just got passed banning all radiologist'ss. Public apathetic as always.
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Don't use transposed. Instead, use wheelwright or dame.
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From now on, you can't use diets!
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You now need a Eileen's license to own a Homer's.
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Don't use bugaboos. Instead, use abridgement or diagrammed.